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Never Have I...

  • Never have I ever sent someone a naughty pic.

  • Never have I ever slept in the buff.

  • Never have I ever received a lap dance.

  • Never have I ever given a lap dance.

  • Never have I ever taken a sexy selfie.

  • Never have I ever had a friend with benefits.

  • Never have I ever kissed a stranger.

  • Never have I ever flashed someone.

  • Never have I ever had a threesome.

  • Never have I ever role-played.

  • Never have I ever been skinny dipping.

  • Never have I ever been caught looking at something naughty.

  • Never have I ever made out with someone of the same sex.

  • Never have I ever sexted.

  • Never have I ever flirted with a teacher.

  • Never have I ever been to a nude beach.

  • Never have I ever watched porn.

  • Never have I ever had a crush on a coworker.

  • Never have I ever been to an adult store.

  • Never have I ever played Dirty Truth or Dare.

  • Never have I ever taken a shower selfie.

  • Never have I ever been shy in the bedroom.

  • Never have I ever had a one-night stand.

  • Never have I ever fallen in love at first sight.

  • Never have I ever kissed on the first date.

  • Never have I ever been on a dating website.

  • Never have I ever been turned down.

  • Never have I ever dated more than one person at once.

  • Never have I ever gone speed dating.

  • Never have I ever been dumped.

  • Never have I ever hooked up with someone I met online.

  • Never have I ever said "I love you" to someone.

  • Never have I ever said "I love you" without meaning it.

  • Never have I ever slept with someone twice my age.

  • Never have I ever hooked up with someone I just met within the first 24 hours.

  • Never have I ever dated someone for more than a year.

  • Never have I ever brought someone home to meet the parents.

  • Never have I ever spied on an ex online.

  • Never have I ever had a rebound.

  • Never have I ever dated someone just to make someone else jealous.

  • Never have I ever lied about being single because I wasn't interested in the person.

  • Never have I ever used Tinder to meet a date.

  • Never have I ever slept with someone I wasn't attracted to.

  • Never have I ever flirted with someone when I was taken.

  • Never have I ever flirted with someone when I knew they were taken.

  • Never have I ever peeked at someone else while they were changing.

  • Never have I ever owned a Kama Sutra.

  • Never have I ever tried a flavored condom.

  • Never have I ever wanted to be with anyone else.

  • Never have I ever regretted marrying you.

  • Never have I ever lied to you about how you looked.

  • Never have I ever complained about you to my coworkers.

  • Never have I ever called you "the ball and chain."

  • Never have I ever cleared my phone or computer history.

  • Never have I ever dreamt of anyone but you.

  • Never have I ever flirted with someone else while we've been together.

  • Never have I ever wished you would do something in the bedroom that you don't.

  • Never have I ever checked you out without you knowing it.

  • Never have I ever smelled your clothing when you're wearing them.

  • Never have I ever been drunk without you.

  • Never have I ever wanted to bring toys into the bedroom.

  • Never have I ever lied about getting mine.

  • Never have I ever wanted you to tie me up.

  • Never have I ever touched you while you were sleeping.

  • Never have I ever wanted to change something about you.

  • Never have I ever Googled sex positions to spice things up.

  • Never have I ever thought we should have a baby (or another one).

  • Never have I ever thought about someone else in the bedroom.

  • Never have I ever fallen asleep during sex.

  • Never have I ever hit on someone else while we've been together.

  • Never have I ever stared at a picture of you while going solo.

  • Never have I ever given you a sexy nickname.

  • Never have I ever daydreamed about our wedding night.

  • Never have I ever kissed another girl.

  • Never have I ever not worn a bra in public.

  • Never have I ever seen a Playgirl.

  • Never have I ever made Barbie and Ken do it.

  • Never have I ever shaved down there.

  • Never have I ever watched 50 Shades of Grey.

  • Never have I ever purposely let my thong show to attract someone.

  • Never have I ever dressed up as a naughty schoolgirl.

  • Never have I ever flirted with a boss in an attempt to get a promotion.

  • Never have I ever rolled up a skirt to make it shorter.

  • Never have I ever had a crush on my best friend's guy.

  • Never have I ever been serenaded.

  • Never have I ever faked an orgasm.

  • Never have I ever worn lingerie as clothing.

  • Never have I ever been proposed to.

  • Never have I ever worn heels taller than four inches.

  • Never have I ever been with more than one person in a day.

  • Never have I ever given a guy a fake number.

  • Never have I ever stared at a guy's butt in jeans.

  • Never have I ever been attracted to someone more than 10 years older or younger than me.

  • Never have I ever read a romance novel.

  • Never have I ever hidden a hickey with a turtleneck.

  • Never have I ever watched Magic Mike.

  • Never have I ever gone commando.

  • Never have I ever thought a friend's mom was hot.

  • Never have I ever been inside Victoria's Secret.

  • Never have I ever bought lingerie for someone.

  • Never have I ever kissed another guy.

  • Never have I ever gone to church in an attempt to meet someone.

  • Never have I ever cheated on a girlfriend.

  • Never have I ever bought a girl a heart box of chocolates on Valentine's Day.

  • Never have I ever been to a strip club.

  • Never have I ever dressed as a woman.

  • Never have I ever peeked into the girl's locker room.

  • Never have I ever asked someone to marry me.

  • Never have I ever owned a Playboy.

  • Never have I ever cat-called a girl.

  • Never have I ever used a lame pick-up line on someone.

  • Never have I ever shopped for a bra for a girlfriend.

  • Never have I ever thought a girlfriend's mom was hotter than her.

  • Never have I ever done it with a friend's sister.

  • Never have I ever done it more than two times in a day.

  • Never have I ever been a clingy boyfriend.

  • Never have I ever wanted my girl to put her hair in pigtails.

  • Never have I ever worn a Speedo.

  • Never have I ever watched Game of Thrones for the sex scenes.

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